Some things that need to be said...
Dear Cell C
Please stop making my magazine talk. It's not innovative, it's annoying.
Below the line still needs concept. Use it, don't use it.
Dear awesome agencies
Please hire me and pay me lots. I'll make you cupcakes.
Dear Vampire Diaries
I underestimated your ability to keep me up all night.
Dear True Blood
You are better than Vampire Diaries.
Please go away, I am broke.
Dear Anna Wintour and Karl Lagerfeld
Thank you so much for perpetuating the myth that wearing fur is acceptable. I hope that you both die a horrible death, preferably involving someone skinning you alive.
Dear Black Swan
You are brilliant, but should probably be classified as a horror. Or 'fucking scary'. You made me spill my popcorn :(
Keep up the good work
You're always there when I need you. Thenks.
Dear young people
Vote. People died to get it.
Dear rich old men
Fly me overseas? Morals can be put on hold.
Be better than the last. Kthanksbye.